Nursery rhymes are turning over in their grave - Ziva's world

So Ziva has been singing aloud and completely messing up a few nursery rhymes. I am not talking about tune. She get's that alright. But here is her version of Mary had a little lamb.

Mary had a little man... little man


And this morning it was baa, baa black sheep
Baa.. baa black sheep have you any wool.
Yes sir yes sir, Three bags full.
One for  the Diaper and one for the dame.

Sorry Mother goose!